As it turns out, it is actually possible for a man to have an orgasm while soft as a chocolate bunny laid out in the sun for 6 hours.  Formally known as "flaccid toast", the technique to achieve this monstrosity originates with the widely known but little practised modus operandi of prostate abrading.  With dubious prolating and concentration, the lifeless member will emit resolute tributaries of shpunkton.

    Yes…tributaries.

    While i can’t promise mottled varieties of multihued rays won’t dance before your eyes, i can assure you that they have nothing to do with cosmic emissions; they are probably just manifestations of the copious amounts of serotonin being injected into your pre- and frontal lobes and cortexes.

    And now we can all rest in peace.

“i die inside her”